Rick Dennison fired in Buffalo
So… now that Rick Dennison no longer has a job, (click the strangely colored letters to the left of this, Gerb) if I had Bob McNair’s money, I think I’d hire Rick Dennison back as OC, but tell him that his ONLY job was to put on a headset, hold a Denny’s menu and talk excitedly on the sidelines while BOB continued to call the plays.
This Trump-esque trolling maneuver would accomplish several things:
- It would cause a MELTDOWN and generate many posts and comments and internet-rage among the “experts” thereby distracting them from the REAL decisions that I wanted to make with regard to the roster, organization, etc…
- It would (at least for a time) shut up some of the critics that don’t want BOB calling plays, ‘cuz look! we HAVE a dedicated OC!
- Did I mention that it would cause a MELTDOWN by the critics that I think need to be trolled a bit for being such a$$holes?
- After we win the Superbowl next year with Rick Dennison (*cough cough*) as OC… he will be a HOT commodity and maybe one of our AFC South foes would “steal” him from us… “Oh no, don’t throw me in that BRIAR patch, Br’er Fox!!!”
(From one of my favorite childhood books which is, no doubt, now considered seventeen different kinds of damnable…)